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Australia Never quite got going, except for Siddle. Had some luck with shit shots, fielded quite poor. If you bowl a team out on the first day and lose no wickets, it’s not a bad day when you’ve lost...
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Australia Lost their first wicket after tea, but then collapsed, like the soft bastards they are. England Gave it their all for just over an hour, then really didn’t feel it. They got sloppy in the...
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Australia Started well, in that their clothes looked recently cleaned. Then they got dirty, very, very dirty. England Made sure that Monty wouldn’t be missed by putting away the bad balls, handling the...
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previously at the waca
Australia This is a brave and willing team. I salute them for looking down the barrel of the gun and shooting themselves in the face again. England Sharp, prepared, earnest, energetic and capable....
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Australia Well, who knew. England Entered the day looking like they could win the ashes by the weekend, ended the day wishing they hadn’t taken the piss out of poor lil Mitch. Who’s in front Australia...
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Australia The bowlers are doing so well it’s like they were on strike in Adelaide and forgot to inform the media. England It seemed that Strauss stopped captaining early on and rang the party...
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Australia Skinned themselves alive in front 85,000 people, then 25,000. England Put the ball in the right area about 12 times, then let the ball come to them or left the balls they didn’t want to play....
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Australia Were 10 Peter Siddle’s short of a cricket team. England Batted like the word declaration had never been invented. Hopefully that word has been by tomorrow. Are the ashes won? Sure, why not....
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Australia Putting England to sleep didn’t work, neither anything else. Not dead, but starting to stink up a touch. England Bowled really well, but bowled for show, the big jaggers are pretty whilst...
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previously at the scg
Australia Tried hard, bless ‘em. England Were looking great, yet got a bit dead rubbered at stages. Lost the plot to Australia’s tail and losing key wickets. Sending out a nightwatchman for...
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